Directions: Players choose a symbolic “title” for an unknown character. They then fold and pass to the next player, who blindly writes the “real” identity of that title. (Players: AM, SC, HC, MB, JF, K, BL)
The rotating black hole centipede
Is Ted Cruz
The conductor of honey bees and yawning babes
Is Bilbo Baggins
The prideful, condescending blue whale of the northern hemisphere
Is Papa Smurf
The lamb before time
Is K
The catcher of lost doves and children
Is Charlie Chaplin
The most prolific dildo user in the southern hemisphere
Is Walt Disney
The boisterous planet-consuming pink flamingo
Is Kanye West
The weaver of the world’s most hollow mask
Is Curt Sherman
The perpetual over-thinker, over-drinker, and killer of baby seals
Is Hideo Kojima
The one-legged, three-wormed chimpanzee with a trumpet who plays incessantly around 3 in the morning
Is Bobo the Clown
The fearsome flatulator of eternal stink, the gaseous generator of anal funk
Is Loki
The plagiarizing, french cadillac-driving war monger
Is Pamela Anderson
The destroyer of tiny, insignificant ants
Is Alvaro
