Directions: In the first game, an “if” statement was written, folded over, and then the second person wrote the “then” statement blind. In the second round, a three part Initial Statement/Therefore statement/This is why statement structure was used.
IF/THEN
If I am a juicy goddess…then the octopi will devour their young.
If (C5+D14>8000)…then Australia will sink into the sea.
If the double rainbow scintillates at noon…then dew will shed its light once and for all.
If the clown explodes in the cemetery…then we would all have a merry Christmas.
If 3+3+3+3+3+3+2+1= something…then the old sofa will inexplicably glow.
If the koala’s shit comes out a triangle…then then forest will sicken and die.
If all socks ceased to exist…then the apocalypse shall never reach fruition.
If the grove cries out in agony…then the world will be a happier place.
If the sphere splashes into a triangle…then all is lost, and my heart shall wither.
THIS IS WHY…
The grass has transformed into cat hair.
Therefore weeeeeeeeeeee….
This is why we have to do everything we can to stop the near-term effects of man-made climate change.
The lizard sets its sights on immortal glory.
Therefore the shin bones of the world turtle will break.
This is why noses no longer exist.
The people in the street did not want to be spoken to.
Therefore, the art museums become overrun with llamas.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
(Except for the glowing couch. We will always have the glowing couch.)
My spoon is too big of a bigot.
Therefore adherence to a marxist-leninist ideology is a serious business.
This is why you will never ever finish first place in a spelling bee.
There is great injustice in the world.
Therefore the governess will spank the tight bottom twice.
This is why it’s so hard to find good breast implants these days.
The ship which carried the golden heart of the sun has sunk.
Therefore the flow of time will turn sideways and morph into a gravitational puddle.
This is why I never reveal may feelings to strangers.
