Directions: Write the first section of a southernism, fold paper over, and pass. Next person writes the second half blind. Fold again, pass. Third person writes the meaning of the saying.
If the mayflies land in the puddin’, then the gators of Savannah will crash yer wedding.
Meaning: Don’t change Travis’ radio station when he’s listening to his stories on NPR.
If the moonshine tastes like candy canes too close to Christmas, then it’s time to come on home for supper.
Meaning: Too much money is bad for a fungi’s health.
My daddy says “call once if it’s falling off…call twice if you fall ON it.”
Meaning: She was scared as a one legged water bug at the hydrangea festival.
If the gravy starts to curdle, wash the barking dog.
Meaning: Hasten not the demise of the well-built concert hall, it has its place…
If the pickled pig puckers big and leans in for a kiss, then even the reddest barn in the world is still just a fresh cut stump.
Meaning: Don’t bathe in mustard if you really want blue veins.
Like a Georgia swamp in mid-January!
Meaning: Change your underwear twice daily to be as a god.
If yer gunna paint yer barnacles, ya better wet yer fleas, or the millstone’ll grind neighbor’s biscuit.
Meaning: Maybe don’t put a loose chicken in the washing machine.
If the sky is bleeding sweat, then the doormats’ll go flyin’.
Meaning: Speak softly to your elders or they will abandon you in a tall tree.
He has a cricket chirping on his pee paws’ channel changer!
Meaning: This expression is used to describe the imminent arrival of the apocalypse.
If ya give china dolls to baptized gizzards, then a million little devils might come screaming Sunday out a Baton Rouge.
Meaning: It’ll be here before you know it.
Players: JF, SC, HC, AM, T
